Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 08, 2024

But Ragtime Cowboy Joe sings their music to his cattle.

Ann and Andy, be nicer, You don’t have to rag on them.

Plastic (Barbie & Ken) vs wool yarn (Ann & Andy)

Eventually she left Ken for GI Joe.

So this what happens to hoomins with all that microplastics they been eating eh.

Just like the KPg iridium layer marks the demise of the dinosaurs the plastic layer will mark the demise of the humans.

Whereas Ann and Andy are dyed in the wool.

They’re a package deal.

Eternity… standing on that darn cake!

It will never work. No genetalia.

Hmmm … Thought Ann and Andy were brother and sister … :\