Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for December 03, 2001

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HOUSE of JAVA.NET PROPRIETOR "Hey, mollusk-brain, you skimped on my foam." "New edict: 'Foam poured on lattes must be less than 4/5 inch.' Signed, 'Management.'" "Brilliant! Such prudence will help a business owner trim costs each fiscal quarter." "...or so I've heard." "Foam poured on owners?" "Coincidentally, 4/5 of an inch."