Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 11, 2004
Transcript:
"Did you hear? Starbucks has left our humble cafe! Why? How?" "Their business came to a screeching halt after several customers disgusting in their drinks." "Like a mouse or hair?" "Something far worse." "You snuck high-carb pasta into espressos?" "Bwah-ha-ha!"