Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for May 20, 2004
Transcript:
"I think I've filled the vacancy under our table. It was a tough call, though." "We had interest from Michael Jackson, Martha Stewart, Supreme Court Justice Scalia, the high-carb pasta industry..." "But in the end, it came down to someone who seemed intent on distinguishing his whereabouts." "Geraldo? Geraldo Rivera?" "I am standing in downtown Baghdad..."