Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for January 06, 2005
Transcript:
"A now another installment of: It could happen in 2005. They could invent great-tasting, non-fat cheese; Michael Moore and Dono could marry the Bush daughters; Iraquis could throw flowers and candy at our troops. SUVs could get smaller; the creators of reality tv could be shipped to a deserted island to fight over a single can of soup; big furry monkeys could take over a fix America's economy. "I could get over Darlene." "Nope. No way. I give a much better chance to the monkeys."