Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for September 19, 2007
September 18, 2007
September 20, 2007
Transcript:
Kindly readers, we are currently exploring a sensitive aspect of modern dating: The unrequited cell phone message. Two hours ago, Rudy left such a message for his new girlfriend, Laurel, and she has yet to call him back. In another era, this would not necessarily be cause for concern. But with portable phones, some believe a delayed response might be a message of its own. "She's almost certainly left me for Karl Rove." "Or her battery's out."