Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for April 24, 2010
Transcript:
Sadie says, "I'm done with the Internet." Rudy says, "But you discovered you can use it for Scrabble and flaming people." Sadie says, "Crushing losers in online Scrabble and making them cry is great. But it's so much less satisfying than doing so in person." Rudy says, "Really?" Sadie says, "Don't you understand anything, you tech-addled, bad-breathed, girlfriendless iPhone jockey?!" Sadie says, "Don't you ever try to get me hooked on that crud again." Rudy thinks, "This is war. Again."