Sarah's Scribbles by Sarah Andersen for January 13, 2014
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Transcript:
Making Friends 1) Find someone you enjoy talking to on a regular basis. I love that show! Me too! 2) Exchange contact information. 3) Despite contrary evidence, assume they dislike you. That went well. She probably hates me. 4) Based on this assumption, never contact them first. 5) Die alone.
I read that if you curl up in bed and don’t eat and don’t drink you will die in three days.