Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 31, 2015
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Transcript:
Time to puke, infected human! No! Wait! I'll make you a deal. I'm listening... You want me to vomit in order to pass your offspring to other humans. But, I'm vomiting right into a sanitation system. If you agree to not make me puke, I will put you directly into another human who is way more social than me. It's a deal, human! Soon... Wow! What a firm handshake! Thanks, boss!
It has already been determined that it is not possible to apply intelligence to the process of evolution, so far as we know.