Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 05, 2015
February 04, 2015
February 06, 2015
Transcript:
I turned 9 today. I'm not quite sure I got everything I could of out of 8. It's a shame years are only a year long. You can't ever roll yourself up and your experience of them. Just for one year I'd like time to slow down. Maybe even stop. I'd like to be a character from peanuts, experiencing the age of 7 forever, exploring its every crevice and mining it's every treasure. But time goes quickest when you're happy. The only place where time stands still is an unlit dungeon. So you're saying I can either have a brief happy life for a long sad life? Pretty much. Now I'm depressed. Lucky you.
This only adds one day to your life. To live forever, you’re going to need much more than “depressed”. You’re going to need…Marriage to a Kardashian.