Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 18, 2015
Transcript:
The American flags on the moon have been there so long, solar radiation has turned them white. What?! Really?! Uh, yeah. Leave! I have to start working on something! 20 years later... People of earth! I've claimed the moon on which you raised the flag of surrender!
She seems like she would be a harsh mistress.