Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 07, 2015
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Choose, Spiderman! You can either save your girlfriend from plummeting to her death... Or save your credit rating from being put in the bottom quintile! Hahahahahaha! You monster! Why wouldn't he just pick the girlfriend? Did it takes seven years to get a good girlfriend? Dad comics
I wonder how the Green Goblin controls that. Well, whatever his method, it can’t be less realistic than balancing with Mary Jane in one arm and a tram full of passengers in the other.