Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for June 02, 2015
June 01, 2015
June 03, 2015
Transcript:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. His height was at Y, and his mass wasn't small. W = 5 x 3 N Y = 10m Off of the wall he unhappily fell, and diminished his Y in the gravity well. mgY = 1/2,v 2gY = Vg 14m/s = 4 All the kings thermodynamics saw that Humpty was screwed by their second great law. All the kings horses and all the kings men lack the E to put Humpty together again. But don't cry for Humpty or Humpty fix bill. He's just gone where the rest of the universe will.
emptc12 over 9 years ago
I used to get “Humpty Dumpty Magazine.” In the first pages of each issue the original rhyme was extended thus:.“But an American doctor with patience and gluePut Humpty together better than new.And now he is healthy on back on the scene,Busily editing this magazine”.The great Martin Gardner contributed puzzles to the magazine for a number of years.
Ida No over 9 years ago
You can’t win.You can’t break even.You can’t quit the game.Them’s the breaks.
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
That’s assuming intelligence doesn’t find a way to overcome eggtropy.
jnnydnti over 9 years ago
Perfect ending.
lopaka over 9 years ago
way too eggistential for me
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
I don’t know. I don’t think dark matter is what they believe it to be. I think it is the weak interaction between energy realms, each quite similar to the others, limited by their own ability to respond to other energies and each with their own light speed, Planck constant and arrow of time. Multiple universes are then arrayed and weakly interacting though otherwise dark to each other, each supplying its neighbors with fundamental forces that create and maintain their quantum properties and functions.In this way, time dilation is only an effect of energy exchange altering quantum processes, rather than any stretching of actual time, being pretty much like refrigeration.