Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for June 05, 2015
June 04, 2015
June 06, 2015
Transcript:
Come with me, Mister Swanson. What's going on? Soon... Mister Swanson, the universe need you. Interdimensional travel is now possible, and other dimensions are sending species. In most cases, we cannot recognize them, but they recognize you. Huh? In every other universe - and literally every other universe - you are and evil mega-genius who rises to world power, reigns from space with an iron fist, and kills half of humanity before he is stopped. You are the greatest, most terrible, human being ever born. Why is this universe different? In this universe, you get dumped by Sally at age 19 and use the sadness as an excuse to never finish that engineering degree. 30 later you're a lonely unkempt miser, friendly to nobody, but completely harmless, currently works at White Castle. Who manages at White Castle. We need you to walk around all day while we watch for strangers to scowl at you for no reason. Those people are interdimensional spies? About 10% of them, yes.
The rest spend most of their time in their mother’s basements, leaving foul comments on the intertubes.