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I think I'm gonna switch from engineering to getting a MBA. Ugh. Welp, I guess I'll just rip this up. Really thought this'd be worth something. Ugh, damnit. I hate that you made those. Fun-time activity: create rookie cards for all your friends.
The rookie cards are only worth something if the player grows up to have a tradable value. MBAs are a dime a dozen. Engineers are too, but they have the skills to make their own dimes.