Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 15, 2015

Transcript:

Help! That man stole my purse! Have no fear! Irony man is here! Oh God. Are you going to do the opposite of what I want? No! I was disguised. I'm actually anti-climax man! So... Nothing will happen now? No! This is a disguise! I'm actually sudden change, man! Nothing happened. Of course not! For I am really... Batman! Then help. I can't. I'm not Batman. I'm distraction man! So, what now? I go get my share of that purse.