Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 23, 2015
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Transcript:
Optimist If we educate people enough, they'll stop believing in astrology. Pessimist People will always believe in stupid things. It's just a burden of existence. Opportunist... And for just ten thousand dollars, our proprietary blend of foil and aluminum will deflect the harmful zodiac waves discovered by quantum science. Only $10
An optimist sees the glass as half full.The pessimist sees the glass as half empty.The opportunist is selling the glasses and water.I want to be an opportunist.