Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 26, 2016
January 25, 2016
January 27, 2016
Transcript:
Know your bird-related auguries Raven death Sparrow good luck Eurasian Kestrel nobody will ever love you Barnacle Goose rent is due Crested Ibis your zipper is undone Dwarf Cassowary you need to stop drinking Fulvous Whistling Duck your spouse loathes you. Years of hatred have calcified into constant quiet malice, which takes its most palpable form in your furtive half-smiles and passionless sex. Pterodactyl the Time Machine work. Passenger Pigeon the Time Machine worked a little.
Zach’s clearly just trolling the paleonerds in the audience with that second-to-last one.