Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 19, 2016

Transcript:

Baby, I will love you forever. Whoa, whoa! I'm not ready for that sort of commitment. But you said you'd never leave me! Humans don't live forever like Zorblaxians! This is just a rest-of-your-life fling for me! You said your heart belonged to me! Zorblaxians have 47 hearts! Do you look at pictures of Zorblaxian procreation claspers when I'm not around? Don't ask questions you don't want answered, Cheryl.