Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 22, 2016
Transcript:
The velveteen rabbit wanted so much to be real. He went to see the other rabbits, but they wouldn't accept him. Then he noticed something. Ohmygod are you eating your own shit?! Technically these are caecotrophs, but yes they did come out of my anus. The velveteen rabbit no longer wishes to be real. Disgusting meatbags. In fact, he wishes nobody was real. Good night, rabbit. Oh God, I can hear fluids moving inside of you.