Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 30, 2016

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Did you hear of the killer turned his victims into bread? He would lure children into his ice cream truck. Put 'em in the freezer. They didn't realize that, as they ate, they were squandering what little body heat they had left. He transferred the corpses to a freeze-dryer. Once their moisture was extracted, they were ground into powder and... Well... Baked. My God. How did they catch him? Bread-handed!