Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 22, 2016
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Transcript:
Auntie! After I won the race, I realized... The locket you gave me... It isn't magical! The magic was in me all along! Are you out of your mind?! Fully half of the girls in that race had lockets designed to show them that the magic was inside them all along. They can't all win! You want because yours is actually real. I mean just look at the other girls lockets! They all have pink rhinestones or little silver charms. Yours has that goats eye that never stops crying blood. Yeah. I guess I'll keep wearing it, then. Technically it now wears you.
