Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 26, 2017
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Transcript:
Sweetie, it's time we had the sex talk. 530 million years ago, some bacteria decided to exchange their DNA to make a new bacterium. Long story short, now if you wanna have a baby, you have to squeeze it out of vagina. What?! Yep. That's why I always tell you to use antibacterial soap. For revenge.
Bacteria make up three-fifths of our bodies. Without them we would die. And when we die they break us down to usable molecules to build and feed other life.