Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 14, 2021
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Transcript:
Oh my God! You're awake! Wha... Where am I? The hospital! You were in a coma for twelve years. I never left this chair for a moment! I know you didn't, honey. I know. Looking down, I noticed Sharon poking at my paunch.
It’s good to have proof of an inactive lifestyle. Maybe should have canceled that gym membership, and your account on Ashley Madison…