Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 22, 2014
Transcript:
The Matrix: Alternate Ending Chicken 1: Take the blue pill-the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill- Chicken 2: Hmmm... Chicken 1: ...you stay in wonderland and I show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes. Chicken 2: I'll take both! Chicken 1: ...and so, Neo became aware of the Matrix, but simultaneously didn't care enough to do anything about it. -the end-
Chicken definitely cared not. :(