Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for February 13, 2015
Transcript:
Be my Valentine!* *This Valentine does not constitute a legally binding offer of Valentineship between the giver of this Valentine (Chicken, chicken & worm, attorneys at law) and the receiver of this valentine (hereinafter referred to as "The sweetheart"). Except as herein specifically provided otherwise, the Valentineship of the sweetheart arising here under cannot be assigned, delegated, or subcontracted without the express written consent
Now I have “Lawyers in Love” by Jackson Browne in my head…