Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for September 06, 2018
September 05, 2018
September 07, 2018
Transcript:
In movies, bartenders listen to your problems...
Chicken: My life is empty.
In reality, bartenders listen only to drinking-related problems.
Chicken: My glass is empty.
Well, to be fair about it, empty glasses CAN be a problem when you’re trying to get drunk.
Come on, you don’t expect your doctor to change the oil in your car, do you?