Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for June 19, 2019
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Transcript:
Doctor: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a hedge fund manager! Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a taxidermist! Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an electric can opener! Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a discard watermelon rind! Dammit Jim... I'm a doctor, not an oatmeal raisin cookie with all the raisins picked out...
This makes no sense. Would he be sane if he thought himself a can opener or a cookie?