I want a car spring mounted in my back, be stuffed in my coffin, and then have my box propped up near the front door of an old folks home. Then, change my name to ‘Jack’.
I want my blood replaced with a plastic resin, then the flesh hydrolyzed away with acid; leaving a mesh of my body that can be mounted and passed down generation to generation.
My mother always said she wanted to be stuffed and put in a chair. Then rotated six months at my house and six at my sister’s. When she died, we jokingly mentioned it to the funeral home. I think the guy thought we were serious.
Ida No almost 5 years ago
I want a car spring mounted in my back, be stuffed in my coffin, and then have my box propped up near the front door of an old folks home. Then, change my name to ‘Jack’.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ almost 5 years ago
A chicken rampant?
Kaputnik almost 5 years ago
But after you’re stuffed, your family will either burn you or bury you.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Prop me up beside the jukebox, when I die…”
waltermgm almost 5 years ago
And keep Colonel Sanders away.
Indianapolis Smith almost 5 years ago
Why is the chicken on the left wearing a suit, and the chicken on the right nekkid?
tims145 almost 5 years ago
Just tan my hide when I’m dead, Fred.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Super Chicken?
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
We have stainless and gold fighting spurs with your choice of stone arrangements and assorted sizes.
Impkins Premium Member almost 5 years ago
An attack chicken???? Better have a KFC bucket on his head for a helmet. :)
Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I want my blood replaced with a plastic resin, then the flesh hydrolyzed away with acid; leaving a mesh of my body that can be mounted and passed down generation to generation.
sccooley almost 5 years ago
My mother always said she wanted to be stuffed and put in a chair. Then rotated six months at my house and six at my sister’s. When she died, we jokingly mentioned it to the funeral home. I think the guy thought we were serious.