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I’ve noticed the roast chickens at my supermarket are suddenly much smaller!! But I’ve also noticed no pigeons in the parking lot or rooftops recently!!!
Ida No over 2 years ago
Ostrich: “My back is killing me! You’ve been putting on weight, Captain KFC!”
Captain: “Time for a bigger bird. Someone tell the cook.”
SHIVA over 2 years ago
I’ve noticed the roast chickens at my supermarket are suddenly much smaller!! But I’ve also noticed no pigeons in the parking lot or rooftops recently!!!
Imagine over 2 years ago
It is better to poop on the bird than to have the bird poop on you.
PraiseofFolly over 2 years ago
The other pirate captains are likely to ostrich-Ize him.
kartis over 2 years ago
Arr mateys..did ya hear what happened to the vegetarian pirate that were in jail? He staaaarved.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 2 years ago
Plus you’re light as a feather.
Impkins Premium Member over 2 years ago
Looks comfy. :)
WCraft over 2 years ago
We penguins don’t care for either option.