Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for February 14, 2024

“Be dinner” is not much better.

Even worse: “Meeting you, Dear, was Love At First Sight. It was explosive, like stepping on a Land Mine.”

It all depends on who’s saying it.

So clucking cute! ☺️❤️☺️❤️

And XOXO looks like you wanna play tic-tac-toe.

Be mine? A gold digger’s instruction to there new spouse.

True! ´Be you´ is far more loving and generous.

Only slightly less creepy than “I’ll be watching you”