Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 19, 2010

Aha, Leopold! And here I thought Gary was just, you know, strange….

Wait ‘til they divert a river so it flows around your entire lot.

I see a mansard roof through the trees I see a salty message written in the eaves The ground beneath my feet The hot garbage and concrete And now the tops of buildings, I can see them too

But fortunately, never in the heart.

Even unseen, the presence of the neighbours adds tension to the comic. These are the best Gary strips - not the monster/monster frissons.

Hey, look. Someone left us another door wedge. We need one of those… how thoughtful.

Ya have to admit, this is one of the most unique comics of the modern era.

Maybe, like Brewster Rockit (another comic strip), he’s had too many memory wipes.

I once had a vampire girlfriend. We had long talks over bier and skittles. She staked a claim on my heart, but, unfortunately, I claimed a stake in hers.

How is he able to touch those items to get them in the box?

Gary is the most innocent vampire of all time.

I love to eat a lot of garlic like the Gladiators of ancient rome