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Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 22, 2011
October 21, 2011
October 23, 2011
i grew a beard two years ago, not itchy, what made me grow it is i saw a guy ina bar with a big santa beard but he was biker looking. I asked him, is it itchy, cause it was itchy previous times i attempted (moslty mustache part) and he said no. then he said to feel it, not realizeing he was talking to my girlfriend , i reached out and petted his beard. igot yelled at, something like “i was talking to her you idiot”. it was my birthday and i was sad someone yelled at me on my birthday but i got free birthday shots and grew a beard and look at me now