Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 28, 2013

Hmm. Where can I get a copy of The Big Book of Gore? Nothing like soothing nature sounds to lull one to sleep….

Leopold’s version of frogs and crickets at night or rain on a metal roof?Sounds to sleep by

Read Al Gore would sure put me to sleep.

: ) Ahh… the sweet sounds of torture and never-ending anguish from the dungeon… music to Leopold’s green, pointy ears. (Gary will probably go down there now and loosen that poor guy’s shackles once again.)

White noise.

I like the eyeball on the lamp. It reminds me of Bizarro.

What sounds lulled Vlad the Impaler to sleep?

Is he afraid of the cute white pet rat?Pet rats aren’t scary. He is probably licking his toes.

XXOO!