Dear lord! It’s bad enough they throw whole veggies down the drain to hit Hell and the Devil, now the chemicals have penetrated the soil to create SUPER ANT!
Mrs Conclusion: We’re going to have our budgie put down.
Mrs Premise: Really? Is it very old?
Mrs Conclusion: No. We just don’t like it. We’re going to take it to the vet tomorrow.
Mrs Premise: Tell me, how do they put budgies down then?
Mrs Conclusion: Well it’s funny you should ask that, but I’ve just been reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and apparently you can either hit them with the book, or, you can shoot them just there, just above the beak.
Mrs Premise: Just there!
Mrs Conclusion: Yes.
Mrs Premise: Well well well. ’Course, Mrs Essence flushed hers down the loo.
Mrs Conclusion: Ooh! No! You shouldn’t do that – no that’s dangerous. Yes, they breed in the sewers, and eventually you get evil-smelling flocks of huge soiled budgies flying out of people’s lavatories infringing their personal freedom.
Troglodyte almost 6 years ago
You’ve got bigger problems than that right now, Leo!
NORTHIDAHO almost 6 years ago
Ah. Monsanto
Yakety Sax almost 6 years ago
Them!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4URRp39XOo
Zebrastripes almost 6 years ago
Dear lord! It’s bad enough they throw whole veggies down the drain to hit Hell and the Devil, now the chemicals have penetrated the soil to create SUPER ANT!
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Mrs Conclusion: We’re going to have our budgie put down.
Mrs Premise: Really? Is it very old?
Mrs Conclusion: No. We just don’t like it. We’re going to take it to the vet tomorrow.
Mrs Premise: Tell me, how do they put budgies down then?
Mrs Conclusion: Well it’s funny you should ask that, but I’ve just been reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and apparently you can either hit them with the book, or, you can shoot them just there, just above the beak.
Mrs Premise: Just there!
Mrs Conclusion: Yes.
Mrs Premise: Well well well. ’Course, Mrs Essence flushed hers down the loo.
Mrs Conclusion: Ooh! No! You shouldn’t do that – no that’s dangerous. Yes, they breed in the sewers, and eventually you get evil-smelling flocks of huge soiled budgies flying out of people’s lavatories infringing their personal freedom.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 6 years ago
“Your ant. She’s right behind you. And she wants to change the doilies.”
jvn almost 6 years ago
He should have dumped them on the garden.
ars731 almost 6 years ago
“I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW ANT OVERLORDS!”
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Curious. I seem to smell formic acid….
M2MM almost 6 years ago
No picnics for you guys! :D