Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 25, 2020

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    Gent  about 4 years ago

    Monster likes to eat all the candy right in front of Travis the head in a jar. And he won’t give any candy to Travis.

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    Ontman  about 4 years ago

    Tried? Is Leo losing his touch?

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    Sisyphos  about 4 years ago

    Ain’t that sweet [points at passing kid]?

    Attention, all cannibals: Halloween is Open Season for sweets and succulents!

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    J Short  about 4 years ago

    My older brother would dress up in bicycle pants, knee socks, wingtips, a super tight, ugly button up shirt with a big bow tie, and on his head a dirty, two foot tall drum major hat, with a wire that extended out the front that had a real dead possum carcass attached to it, and glasses that had weird eyes drawn on the lenses. He did the same outfit every year. The second time he did it, a group of kids stayed out by the street while one of their friends went to check him out. One of the kids yelled from the street, “See if he’s got that dead possum on his head. I’m not coming over there if he’s got that dead possum.” When my brother would hand out the candy, he would bend way over so the dead possum was right in their face.

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Candy to Leopold = a chunk of human flesh

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    PO' DAWG  about 4 years ago

    New meaning to “trick or treat smell my feet”

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