Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 19, 2021

Okay, so Gary does look a little corpulent!!!

I’ve had pudding talk to me…in the middle of the night…

How is that any worse than Leo?

This is why you make pudding from scratch. No polter-anythings.

The pudding doesn’t realize the danger it’s in with Gary around! Bwa ha ha!

[sound of pudding being gobbled down by an obese vampire]

We all know where the proof is supposed to be.

Fat Boy will make short work of you, garrulous dessert!

Po’eltergeist?

The pudding:

“ REDRUM!!!!!!!!!”

Oh Geez!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s where the voices are coming from!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’d better arm myself with a spoon!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I’ll have you know that “fat boy” is a 700 year old terror of a vampire!

Why do I hear the voice of the pudding sounding like Bill Cosby?

Time to seize the bull by the horns and Eat the Pudding, Fat Boy!

That’ll teach it!

I’ve got one sort of. It might be from my neighbor’s apartment next door wall to wall. Seems to mostly be a knocker though once it caused my oven to bounce. A heavy oven.