I can picture Gary walking into the all-night bakery and saying; “I vant to suck your jelly donuts… and maybe throw in 1/2 dozen of those cream puffs too.”
May I introduce the world to a doughnut place in this area. Their feature doughnut is shaped to look slightly like a person. Chocolate frosting is across the whole pastry. Piped colored frosting is used for facial features and for a heart. A pretzel is used as a pin stabbed through the heart. Stab this pastry doll a few times and find gooey red jelly oozing out. The only problem is… the line to get this wonderful treat goes around the block. But visiting Voo Doo Doughnuts is worth it! Oh! And BTW – if you want to have a party… you can rent a tiny casket to display what these caterers offer!
Tomorrow’s strip should be a bakery after dark, Gary is inside looking at donuts. Doesn’t buy anything and walk out. Manager walks over to the donut case and notices fang marks in every jelly filled. Then some cry of, “Somebody sucked all the jelly out of every single one!”
SHIVA over 2 years ago
I think anything with a red color will entice him!!
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Lol! He loves those doughnuts!
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 2 years ago
Good either way
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Oh, so close….
joegee over 2 years ago
I can picture Gary walking into the all-night bakery and saying; “I vant to suck your jelly donuts… and maybe throw in 1/2 dozen of those cream puffs too.”
I Mad Am I over 2 years ago
May I introduce the world to a doughnut place in this area. Their feature doughnut is shaped to look slightly like a person. Chocolate frosting is across the whole pastry. Piped colored frosting is used for facial features and for a heart. A pretzel is used as a pin stabbed through the heart. Stab this pastry doll a few times and find gooey red jelly oozing out. The only problem is… the line to get this wonderful treat goes around the block. But visiting Voo Doo Doughnuts is worth it! Oh! And BTW – if you want to have a party… you can rent a tiny casket to display what these caterers offer!
dbwindhorst over 2 years ago
Dhampir Donuts — Open All Night…Only
The Orange Mailman over 2 years ago
Tomorrow’s strip should be a bakery after dark, Gary is inside looking at donuts. Doesn’t buy anything and walk out. Manager walks over to the donut case and notices fang marks in every jelly filled. Then some cry of, “Somebody sucked all the jelly out of every single one!”
Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Gorge Hamilton, you’re not, Gary!
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
For just a moment there we had some hope for you, Gary! And then you turned into a donut-sucker….