Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 22, 2023

Ooh. That little head in the jar will has company now.

He axed for it.

Gonna do the ole American Psycho thing on him are you.

Beheading was considered a merciful death.

He didn’t say it was a he.

He didn’t pinky swear.

I guess that is better than in my neighborhood. Swift kill.

Got to talking to on neighbor. I pointed out the huge crop of Rose Hips that should be ripe after the first frost. I also mentioned that the part I was not thrilled about is the fibers around the seeds inside the Rose Hips is also known as Itching Powder. My neighbor then got interested. She has had a running feud with another neighbor for years. She said something along the lines of… dusting all her feud’s windows and doors. So that every time she opens one of them… it will track the powder into the home.

I think someone’s noggin’s at the door.

So “ouch” won’t be his very last word you say…..

Leopold is so thoughtful! I hope New Neighbor appreciates the effort that Leopold is making just for him!