Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for September 16, 2015
September 15, 2015
September 17, 2015
Transcript:
Alien Judge: Sciencemaster Alder, we must deny your request for funding for your hamster smartener. Your research is suspect at best and criminal at worst. Sciencemaster: Nonsense! My research is peer-reviewed. Alein Judge: Those hamsters are undergraduates and cannot as such be properly considered your peers. Sciencemaster: They would be if you would approve my research grant.
Today’s alt text: “smartened hamsters can solve crosswords but they can’t drive”