Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for August 18, 2016
Transcript:
Alien 1: As the true conservative candidate in this election, I pledge to return this planet to its former glory! We were better off before forward thinking bestiality proponents like my opponent turned our society into a seething cesspool of secular leopard pus.
Yes, yes… all liberals in jail! Ensuring an unbroken string of electoral successes in the future! It works in the third world, why can’t it work on this planet?