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I went to the funeral of a coworker’s dad. At the end of the service, she pulled out a Walmart bag and produced a small fishing rod/reel in its plastic shelf pack, cracked the lid on the coffin, and placed the merchandise inside. The whispers in the back of the church were, “I would have opened that for him,” and, “Yeah, or included scissors.”
Space_cat over 5 years ago
Some form of silicosis from nacho dust or a concussion from a salt shaker I’d wager
KenseidenXL over 5 years ago
Bugles from Hell?
salenstormwing over 5 years ago
You would think they’d have put a warning label on those after the first few dozen deaths…..
Rabies65 over 5 years ago
I went to the funeral of a coworker’s dad. At the end of the service, she pulled out a Walmart bag and produced a small fishing rod/reel in its plastic shelf pack, cracked the lid on the coffin, and placed the merchandise inside. The whispers in the back of the church were, “I would have opened that for him,” and, “Yeah, or included scissors.”
willie_mctell over 5 years ago
Dying happy is a consummation most devoutly to be desired.