Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for November 22, 2023

His jaw is wired shut, but he can whack you with his tail. Then you both can have broken jaws.

Time to borrow Thorton’s blender for a crab smoothie.

Now, now. Temper, temper. It’s not his fault you got in the way of his errant golf ball.

Dude? His jaw’s eventually gonna be unwired. When it does, you’re gonna wanna be on vacation far FAR away when it does.

I sense crabby patties in the making

If only! Then I wouldn’t have to roll my eyes when I get on the scale after the holidays. X-D

Sherman is ready to turn Hawthorn every which way but loose.

That’s just like Hawthorne to never acknowledge when anything is his fault.

It would be comforting if Hawthorne were unable to speak for several days.

Just wait until that jaw becomes unwired!

Having your jaw wired shut doesn’t change your lips or vocal cords. It’s pretty easy to be understood. Mmph, indeed.

Why hasn’t he been eaten yet????

Hawthorne is a comfort in times of trouble. Right now Sherman is having a pleasant mental image of him teed up on a long par 5. And using a putter for a octuple bogie. Sometimes it’s not the goal but the journey there that is the most fun.

Careful Hawthorne

Send him the bill

Haha! (＾▽＾)