Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 16, 2010

Big GRIN!!!!!!!!

Or does he mean “duck” tape??

^Good one!

The tape is for air ducts, not ducks. Please don’t use it on ducks. LOLAL

Duct tape works on everything. Duct Tape, Krazy Glue, and epoxy keep the world almost as good as new. Mom knew best.

One brand is called Duck Tape.

Duck tape and rope are a baby sitters most important tools.

Gaff Tape is better. All the stick without the residue.

Or does he mean his yolk?

(0.o)

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boy, when that was ripped off, who needed to be slapped?

Duct tape, riggers tape, gaffers tape, 100 mile an hour tape…

How do you get inside the egg?

Gorilla Tape is MUCH MUCH stronger then Duct Tape. Google/Youtube it.

Since when do birds have umbilical cords? It’s funny anyway.

YUKONERIC Then why doesn’t Roz bring it to Calvin’s house?

The two main things you need in you’re tool box are duct tape and WD40. If it moves and it is not suppose to, use duct tape. If it does not move and it it suppose to, use WD40.

The shell is soft before it’s an actual “hard-shell” egg….but people are forgetting bailing wire/twine….since I have a farm, it’s also handy along with the tape and glue and popsicle sticks….

Mrs. Luke missed twist ties, but other than that, a very good spouse indeed.

200-mile-an-hour tape to the pros.

lol

whmill - you beat me to it. Maybe it was an intentional joke. It would make today’s comic a little funnier.

Ash - Maybe the YOLKs on us and it was intentional!

Joe-Allen - historically calling it Duck Tape is only due to the idiots who don’t read the label or understand it’s primary use origin.

LIFE ESSENTIALS INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO: Duct Tape / 100 MPH tape / Gorilla Tape / Gaff Tape / the REAL metal duct tape, etc. Krazy Glue WD-40 Baling wire lamp cord (twin lead electrical wire) wire cap screws Vaseline or Lithium grease

AND

Zip Ties! I’ve used these for everything!

Reading this is like watching Red Green……….. The handyman’s secret weapon………….. Keep your stick on the ice…………….

if the Romans had had duct tape their Empire might still be around !

I was thinking that too Gillbill, but I didn’t go with it. D@rn (Can you believe they bleeped that word? Suppose we were talking about socks.)

Thanks Freeholder.

I only use twist ties on all the computer and AV wires.

Duck tape is one brand name for duct tape. I have never heard “duck tape” said by anyone who knew what the stuff is and what it’s for.

when you have two ducks that you need to securely attach together use Duck Tape ! the brand preferred 2 to 1 by people who know about attaching ducks together.

It’s called duck tape because there are plenty of less educated folks who cant get the k and t in the same word. Also, same folks say “Walmark” and “Kmark”.

When I was growing up, in the good ole days, it was baling wire and bubble gum. Gotta take a nap now maw.

actually the less educated would not even bother with the K or T and just call it Duc tape.

after asserting “duct tape” all my life, i was chagrined not long ago when the wiki told me duct tape is not used with ductwork.

gillbill, you gill me.

MrsLukeSkywalker: So I guess you know that duct tape is like the force - it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

(I know - GROAN!)

HAHAHAHAHA! That was a good one jcc21!

Don’t worry where he got his skills from. He keeps your old clunker running!