Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 13, 2010

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    GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago

    I couldn’t picture you doing the other thing, Cosmo.

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 14 years ago

    That’s why I don’t lose weight. I don’t forget to exercise, I forget I have exercised!!

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    pbarnrob  about 14 years ago

    My memory does pushups, pullups, squat thrusts, wall leaps, three-mile sprints, then forgets it all right away…

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    BigChiefDesoto  about 14 years ago

    As Chauncey Depew said, “I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. ”

    And he lived to be 18 days short of 94 years old, having been born in 1834. There aren’t many doctors who can match that!!

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    Sandfan  about 14 years ago

    Old guy says, “I don’t drink, smoke, or consort with wild women, and tomorrow I celebrate my 94th birthday.”

    Other guy thinks for a minute and asks, “How?”

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    Rise22  about 14 years ago

    People lose weight by jumping to conclusions, grabbing at straws, etc. etc. etc. Think about it…

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    rockngolfer  about 14 years ago

    And wrestling with your conscience?

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    alan.gurka  about 14 years ago

    Leaping to conclusions and jumping the gun are a few more.

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    taker48  about 14 years ago

    Exercise to me is when I wake up in the morning and open my eyes, enough exercise for me

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    GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago

    ElDo, the spammers come back with a slightly different name than the one in the account that was deleted.

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    terrencio  about 14 years ago

    birdshit

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    Yakety Sax  about 14 years ago

    terrencio: did you mean bull s#!t?

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    treBsdrawkcaB  about 14 years ago

    I’m already in shape. “Round” and “Pear” are shapes, aren’t they?

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