Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 30, 2012

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Lohman and Barkley, mornings at KFI in LA, did this gag in reference to Howard Cosell’s description of a world series where the teams were “scratching and clawing.” L&B commented that all they saw was scratching and spitting. It’s been 26 years and I still miss those guys. At least Shoe carries on the Jeff tradition very well.

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    The Nihilist  over 12 years ago

    An example of form over function…

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    He should go to Mike Ditka’s spitting camp.

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    Yeah, I know he’s football.

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    He’d make a perfect bench warmer.

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    jimgamer  over 12 years ago

    This boy has talent ???

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    It’s easier to practice what’s close at hand. People get good at what they do a lot…which is why in the old days in moom pix and tv there were lots of shots of people talking on phones or lighting each others’ cigarettes…

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    but you really go out of your way to become a PITCHER.

    Or a math master…or a GOOD English teacher…

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I haven’t been reading In the Bleachers for a while. Thanks for the tip.

    Now why would a professional bench-warmer need a collar. It may be useful to keep every-day players in line though.

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