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I feel so much better when I review Shoe’s situation. I bet he’s never been taken out and wined and dined by the amour propre…or improper. They both like to grab the check.
Linguist over 12 years ago
Spare no expense Shoe. Just give her the house and the car now. It’s cheaper than alimony.
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
No such thing as a cheap date where women are concerned. Your money always spends better than theirs…
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
Shoe, I told you she was a gold-digger.
Chas60 over 12 years ago
Or a lobsters eater.
The Duke 1 over 12 years ago
“Watch YOUR step or you may be walking home!”
medved over 12 years ago
The flower is a nice match for the hair.
piloti over 12 years ago
Meanwhile in Maine, lobster is selling for less than $5.00 a pound!
J Short over 12 years ago
Wait till you get her bill. (I hear she is quit talented with it.)
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’d start walking now, Shoe.
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
She is talking richer soul while Shoe is talking poorer physically.
lindaf over 12 years ago
Ewww! If someone were paying for an expensive dinner for me I’d order something besides fish-flavored cotton.
LV1951 over 12 years ago
Maybe he’s color blind. :)
dahawk over 12 years ago
Bird sex only lasts about 5 seconds!
REDROCKER51 over 12 years ago
when i was real young, i went out on a cheap date….it was with a baby chicken…….
tigre1 over 12 years ago
I feel so much better when I review Shoe’s situation. I bet he’s never been taken out and wined and dined by the amour propre…or improper. They both like to grab the check.