Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 30, 2012

…thruout your entire life.

The older I get the less I understand.

That’s the truth, Cosmo.

The Perfesser should speak for himself…

@Guys

Some things never change. Something to do with the nature of the beast.Stop dreaming.You can’t win.

@Guys

Save big $$$ on exorbitant legal fees and stay single.Look at how many guys have been driven into poverty.

@AshburnStadium

Women are just girls who are older.The only difference between them and girls is that they wear longer dresses.Boy, I am going to get angry comments from that! COOL!!

@Original Josh

The older female versions are also different in that they’ll clean out your bank account if things get ugly.

You can pay on the short plan or the long plan!

@afficionado

Reminds me of words from a Forester Sister’s song from long ago.……“.if there’s anybody happy, well I ain’t seen ‘em yet……….we all gotta learn to forgive and forget………..that’s what you do when you’re in love, in love, that’s what you do when you’re in love”….You’re one of the survivors.

Understand women?…bah, who cares.

Funny, my mother (in her 70’s) used to tell my Dad she was going out with the “Girls” (women her own age. So boys (men) will NEVER understand girls (women).

38 years and counting…closer now then when we married….if you go in looking to fail…you will!

You said it, Shoe!!!!!

good luck

Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus.

It is easier with the owner’s manual.

wait a minute….there’s a BANK ACCOUNT ???????