Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 09, 2013

Who brings the marshmallows?

check it out on kindle

Harsh!

Groan.

When Spike Milligan was asked how would he play Joan of Arc if cast in the role, he replied “medium rare”.

I wanna see s’more of that

“SMOOOOOOOOOOKIN’!” -Stanley Ipkiss, aka The Mask.

Ow, that smarts..\\//_

It’s no wonder with articles like that that ‘Shoe’ stuck ‘Cosmo’ out on a limb ! ! ! !

SICK!!!!!!!!! VERY SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Still too soon.

How does he keep that desk balanced on that limb? What happens to that pile of paper when it rains?

you mean nobody brought matches??

BAD PUN!!! Curley – better burnt stake than cold chop….

She really didn’t shine under the arc lights.

Was Joan of Arc related to Noah of Arc???

she was ahead of her timed (or was it behind?)

Don’t get picky. It was still a dumb movie.

Yea, but back then it wasnt hard to do.

Where’s Shoe?