Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 16, 2014

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    ORMouseworks  about 10 years ago

    I can see why vegans are welcome, Cosmo! ;)

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    Superfrog  about 10 years ago

    Tell him to boldly go.

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    clayusmcret Premium Member about 10 years ago

    No, not really. If he can’t change everything about your life to the way he thinks it should be lived he gets downright nasty about it. It’s like a disease. Luckily, a tasty quarter pounder with cheese will drive him away temporarily.

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    Observer fo Irony  about 10 years ago

    @clayusmcretI describe what my breakfast plate would be like; chicken embryos over easy, fried white tubers either sliced or shredded. A slab of thigh meat cooked medium rare and cake batter fried on a pan or flat griddle. If the meat was pig then I would milk otherwise I would have coffee with creamer.

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    PICTO  about 10 years ago

    The last time I was in Nevada, a one armed mechanical Vegan took all my money.

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    Observer fo Irony  about 10 years ago

    @cubefarmerSo you have Veganette to believe it?

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    neverenoughgold  about 10 years ago

    I don’t think the Vegan came here “To Serve Man”…

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    Guilty Bystander  about 10 years ago

    Vegans are the ISIS of cuisine.

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    dzw3030  about 10 years ago

    Full disclosure, Hitler didn’t drink booze, either. Obviously, too much water drives people insane.

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    veranna  about 10 years ago

    I work at a “Steakhouse”—my (not)favourite customers= “do you have a vegan menu?”

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    Observer fo Irony  about 10 years ago

    @horalka921Or tell them that the Vegan menu is reserved for the Cows then ask if they would still like one.

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